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No, this is not a
new investment philosophy.
It's a compilation of quotations about dogs.
Please
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.
- Ben Williams
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I
think that's how dogs spend their lives.
- Sue Murphy
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Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-chicken, pork,
half a cow . They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful.
- Ann Landers
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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a
Great Dane.
- Smiley Blanton
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
- Josh Billings
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Dogs never lie about love.
- J.M. Masson
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay
out and your dog would go in.
- Mark Twain
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We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet, and, amid
all the forms of life that surround us, no one, excepting the dog,
has made an alliance with us.
- Maurice Maeterlinck
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Photograph ©
Galen Workman, 2002, 2005 |
Dog Haiku
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My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle. |
I love my master.
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel. |
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be. |
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts--I celebrate
By kissing your face. |
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy--come to kill us--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! |
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man--come to kill us--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! |
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug. |
I hate my choke chain.
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! |
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot--no greater bliss--well,
Maybe catching rats. |
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do. |
Dig under fence--why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there. |
I am your best friend.
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating. |
You may call them fleas,
But they are far more--I call
Them a vocation. |
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